misc jokes

Do you have a picture of yourself? So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas!

Down South, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true they're suin' the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer?"

"Yes, Bubba, sure is true,” responded the lawyer.

"And now someone's suin' them fast food restaurants for making 'em fat and cloggin' their hearts with all them burgers and fries, is that true mister lawyer?"

"Sure is Bubba. But why you asking?"

"Cause what I want to know is, I was thinkin' can I sue Budweiser for all them ugly women I've slept with?"

Teacher: Class, who can go to the board and show us the map of the North America?

George: Yes, ma'am.

Teacher: Okay George.

George: Here is the map of North America.

Teacher: Class, who discovered North America?

Class: George!

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc., everytime I drink coffee, I get terrible pains in my eye."
The doctor says, "Try taking the spoon out first."