misc jokes

Q. Why are pancakes like a baseball game?
A. Because they depend on the batter.

One day a math teacher and his brother were out golfing. The brother was to tee off first and just before he swung he yelled "4!!!”

The math teacher was up next and just before he swung he yelled, "Square root of 64 divided by two!!!"

Q: What do you call a woman who marries an old, ugly and poor man?
A: Stupid!

Q: What do you call a man who marries an old, ugly and poor woman?
A: Desperate!

- Daddy, daddy... Why is it that everyone calls me stupid?
- I don't know kid; I am not your daddy.