misc jokes

- Daddy, daddy... Why is it that everyone calls me stupid?
- I don't know kid; I am not your daddy.

Q: What do you call a woman who marries an old, ugly and poor man?
A: Stupid!
Q: What do you call a man who marries an old, ugly and poor woman?
A: Desperate!

Smart man + Smart Woman = Romance
Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy
Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage

I sure hope you are a library book, because I am checkin' you out!