misc jokes

“I used to be in show business. I had a very spectacular act.”
“What did you do?”
“I used to dive into a wet sponge from a height of fifty feet.
But then I broke my neck.”
“Did you miss the sponge?”
“No. Some idiot squeezed it dry”

What's a nice girl like you doing in a mind like mine?

Are you the tiger on the cerial box! Cause your lookin' grrrrrrrrrreat!

Q.Why is a dog scared of a fire?
A.It doesn't want to become a hot dog.