misc jokes

Do you know why Noah didn’t fish very often?
He only had two worms.

Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker?
He wanted a balanced meal.

What do you say to a hitchhiker with one leg?
Hop in

An eight-year-old kid says to his dad, “When I grow up, I want to be a musician.”
The dad says, “I am sorry -- can’t have it both ways.”