misc jokes

I’d explain it to you but your brain would explode.

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer, is he?

Q: Why was astrology invented?
A: So economics could be an accurate science.

“Doctor, you told me I have a month to live and then you sent me a bill for
$1,000! I can’t pay that before the end of the month!”
“Okay, you have six months to live.”