misc jokes

What do you say to a hitchhiker with one leg?
Hop in

Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker?
He wanted a balanced meal.

The best part about computers is that they make very fast, specific mistakes.

A software expert was being attacked over his new product. He was defensive and would not back down.

"Your software has bugs!"

The expert replied, “My software never has bugs... it just develops some random features, that's all.”