misc jokes

The best part about owning a restaurant for cats is the your customers don’t complain when they get hair in their food.

Never say anything bad about a man until you have walked a mile in his shoes. By then he’s a mile away, you have got his shoes, and your can say whatever you want to.

How does the man on the moon get his hair cut?
“ Eclipse it.”

A French guest, staying in a hotel, called room service for some pepper.
"Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge.
"Toilette pepper, please!"