misc jokes

One friend to another, "Did you know that the shortest sentence in the English language is 'I am'?”

"Really? What’s the longest sentence?"

“I do.”

A young girl came home from a date looking sad. She told her mother, “Charles proposed to me a few minutes ago.”
“Then why are you so sad?” her mother asked.
“Because he also mentioned he was an atheist. Mom, he doesn’t believe there’s hell!”
Her mother replied, “Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we’ll show him how wrong he is.”

TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer
interested?
PUPILS: A teacher.