misc jokes

You don't have to be at a desk but you must be
sitting.

While sitting at your desk make clockwise circles with
your right foot.

While doing this, draw the number " 6 " in the air
with your right hand.

Your foot will change direction.

You can tune a piano but you can't tune fish!!

You can tune a piano but you can't tune fish!!

A woman goes to her doctor. She has a breadstick up her nose, a potato in her right ear and string bean in her left ear.

She says, "Doctor, can you help me? I don't feel well, and I cannot figure out what's wrong."

The doctor replies; "Well, you are clearly not eating properly."