misc jokes

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.