Do you know why Noah didn’t fish very often?
He only had two worms.
Lead me not into temptation -- I can find the way myself.
An eight-year-old kid says to his dad, “When I grow up, I want to be a musician.”
The dad says, “I am sorry -- can’t have it both ways.”
What did the hot dog say when he crossed the finish line?
I’m the wiener!