misc jokes

The coffee shop had a sign that read: Pretend its 1973!

So I paid 10 cents and lit up a cigarette.

Sign outside a farm house:

FRESH COW MANURE FOR SALE!

A filled bag - $5
Fill your own bag - $1

Car owner: "Were you able to get my car started?"

Mechanic: "I'm afraid not, sir, the battery's flat."

Car owner: "What shape is it supposed to be?"

Joe: "I've heard about your wit."

Moe: "Oh, that's nothing."

Joe: "Yeah, that's what I've heard."