misc jokes

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What did the Brit say when he paid 2,000 pounds for his fridge?

"Goodness gracious, that costs a ton!"

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posted by "Jenmo1" |
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Q: Why don’t prison wardens serve strawberries?

A: They keep making the prisoners break out.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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A man sees an ad for a $50 cruise on Craigslist. Despite his better judgement, he grabs some cash and makes his way to the address given in the ad.

He opens the door to a small office and is knocked unconscious from behind. He wakes up tied to a barrel floating in the Atlantic Ocean. "Well, this sucks," he thinks out loud.

A second man floats by, also tied to a barrel. "Tell me about it," the second man replies. "This is worse than last year."

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posted by "Jenmo1" |
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Genie: OK, I'm ready for your third wish.

Me: Third? What about the first two?

Genie: Well, this is a little unusual, but after your first wish, you screamed like a madman and said "I wish I'd never made that wish!" So that counted as your second wish, and I erased your memory of both of them.

Me: Well, OK. I wish I really understood how women think.

Genie: Granted. By the way, that was your first wish, too.

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