misc jokes

Category: "Misc Jokes"
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A husband takes his wife into an i-Phone store to get her whatever she wants. They check out computers, electronic tables, portable music players, and electronic watches.

The wife is so overwhelmed by all the store has to offer, she let's her husband know that she can't make a decision and will have to sleep on it.

The next day, the husband asks his wife what she wants and she says, "I think I want an Apple!"

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posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |
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Barney: I have a three-season bed.

Wilma: What is a three-season bed?

Barney: One without a spring.

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |
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If Lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,...

Doesn’t it then follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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What do you call the boss at Old McDonald's Farm?

The CIEIO!

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |