The coffee shop had a sign that read: Pretend its 1973!
So I paid 10 cents and lit up a cigarette.
Sign outside a farm house:
FRESH COW MANURE FOR SALE!
A filled bag - $5
Fill your own bag - $1
Car owner: "Were you able to get my car started?"
Mechanic: "I'm afraid not, sir, the battery's flat."
Car owner: "What shape is it supposed to be?"
Joe: "I've heard about your wit."
Moe: "Oh, that's nothing."
Joe: "Yeah, that's what I've heard."