If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...
Does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages?
Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?
What do you call the person who puts the bubbles into carbonated drinks?
My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car which is designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped...
She keeps it in the trunk.