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If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...

Does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?

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Why do croutons come in airtight packages?

Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?

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What do you call the person who puts the bubbles into carbonated drinks?

A fizz-ician!

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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car which is designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped...

She keeps it in the trunk.

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