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Wayne was returning home from a business trip, bags in hand, and slowly making his way to his vehicle in the crowded airport garage. Suddenly a large dark car screeched to a stop in front of Wayne, and the driver pointed menacingly at him. "Get in," the driver ordered. "I'll take you to your car."

Startled, Wayne took a step backward. "Ah...no thanks," he answered. "I can get there myself."

"No!" the man barked back as he threw open his passenger side door. "Get in!"

Wayne's eyes now darted around the garage, hoping to find a security guard.

Just then, the driver's face softened. "Please," he said, "I've been driving up and down for two hours. I can't find a space to park, and I want yours."

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Two men are out fishing and they are having great luck. They are catching so fast, they have to go back early.

"This is so great," says the first guy. "We should mark the spot so we can come here again."

"You're right," replies the other guy who then dives over the side and paints a big X on the bottom of the boat.

They head back to shore and just as they're about to dock, the first guy looks at the second and asks, "But what if we don't get the same boat next time?"

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posted by "HENNE" |
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Two people walk into a gas station.

The first one says, "These prices are awful. They just keep going higher!"

The second replies, "It doesn't affect me at all. I always put in just $20 worth."

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Our favorite restaurant has a waitress whose name-tag reads "Beautiful".

"Is that really your name?" I asked her.

"No," she admitted. "But if people are going to holler at me all day, I can at least be called something I like."

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posted by "wadejagz" |