misc jokes

I stayed an a little country cottage during my spring vacation; my landlady kept animals.

On the first day, one of her chickens died, so we had roast chicken for dinner.

On the second day, one of her pigs died, so we had honey baked ham for dinner.

On the third day, one of her sheep died, so we had lamb chops for dinner.

On the fourth day, her husband died, so I left before dinner.

A man was walking through an old mansion in the middle of the night when he met with a ghost.

"I have been traveling through these corridors for 300 years," the ghost said.

"In that case," the man replied, "can you show me the way to the bathroom?"

Lady at hat shop: "I would like to buy the hat with the red apple, yellow bananas and purple grapes, please.

Cashier: "Certainly, ma'am, would you care for a hat box?"

Lady: "No thank you, I'll just eat it here."