misc jokes
Favorite this joke A Prius just tried to race me at the light...
I totally had it for the first 100 meters, but I can only walk so fast.
Television repairman: "So, what seems to be the problem with your TV?"
Homeowner: "Well, it has double images. I hope the two of you can fix it."
A homeowner leans over his fence, holding a football, and shouts to two small boys on the other side of the street, "Is this your ball?"
"Did it hit anything, mister?" one of the boys asks.
"No."
"Then it's ours."
How far is it from the Earth to the Sun?
10 CVS receipts.
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