I can spot an innie and an outie belly button on the beach from a mile away. ..
That's because I graduated with honors from the U.S Navel Academy.
What is the difference between a well dressed man riding a bike and a man in a suit riding a unicycle?
One wheel!
Why does a scuba diver fall off the boat backwards?
Because if he fell frontwards he'd still be in the boat!
After a year of target practicing, I've got my shooting problems narrowed down to only two problems...
Elevation and Windage.