misc jokes

There is less stress for men because, on average, we will have 6 items in the bathroom: toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap and a towel.

The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 77 (give or take a few), of which a man would not be able to describe or pronounce more than 25 of them.

What did one ear say to the other?

Nothing, ears don't talk they listen!