misc jokes

"I'm a little worried about our mailman. Last week I found a pile of bones on the front walk and the dog was picking his teeth with a postcard."

To keep the steaks coming to the round table, King Arthur knighted his ace barbequer... Sir Loin.

Now that I'm getting older I seem to be gaining a different perspective on life.

When people say "have a good one", I reply, "At my age, I just want to have one!"

I was a compulsive gambler. I finally quit and told my best friend that I would never gamble again.

He turns to me and says, "Wanna bet?"