misc jokes

Amos was sitting on the steps of the town store when a red convertible with Massachusetts plates rolled up and the driver says, "Hey, Bub which way to East Vassalboro?"

Amos says, "How did you know my name was Bub?"

"Just a lucky guess, I guess." replied the driver.

"Well, says Amos, see if you can get lucky again and guess the way to East Vassalboro."

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

It depends on the delivery system...

If you drop them out of a plane, definitely the egg.

When you look in the mirror, it reflects...

Don't you ever wonder when it 'flected' the first time?

Old Jacob Johnson, raging hypochondriac, was convinced that the pain on his left side was appendicitis.

Mrs. Johnson explained that the appendix is on the right side.

"So, aha! THAT's why it hurts to much." said Jacob. "My appendix is on the wrong side!"