misc jokes
Favorite this joke Do you know why medical facilities in Phoenix, Arizona treat substantially more tourist for heat exhaustion every summer than they do locals?
It’s because tourist think you can actually tan outside.
"Hey Mom, my DNA sample results are back from the genealogy place. According to the report I have 44 points of Neanderthal DNA. Does that mean I’m related to a cave man?"
"Yes, dear, it’s from your father’s side of the family."
When we come into this world we're bald, toothless, and wearing diapers...
If we live long enough, we pretty much go out the same way.
Father: What do you see in that boyfriend of yours?
Teen daughter: Well... he’s reliable.
Father: He’s always late picking you up!
Teen daughter: I know and I can always count on it. Remember when you had to sit in the front room with my dates until I was ready?
Father: Now that you mention it, I’m beginning to like this guy!
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