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Favorite this joke I just saw an ad on the New York City subway that read...
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Whenever I see a woman driving a bus I smile and think about how far we, as a society, have come in equality.
And then I wait for the next bus.
Man: I know how to 'please' a woman.
Woman: Good, then 'please' leave me alone.
A dumb girl & her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor's dog. It has been in the backyard barking for hours & hours. The dumb girl jumps up out of bed and says, "I've had enough of this." She goes downstairs.
She finally comes back up to bed and her husband says, "The dog is still barking, what have you been doing?"
The dumb girl says, "I put the dog in our backyard; let's see how THEY like it!"
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