misc jokes

Did you about the Antartian who said he would give his right arm to be ambidextrous?

Wanna see an idiot in glass?

Take a look in the mirror.

Wanna see an idiot in plastic?

Take a look at your driver's license.

An Antartian is standing in front of a pop machine repeatedly putting in money and taking out the sodas.

Finally, the person waiting in line behind her gets impatient and asks, "Ma'am, what are you doing?"

The Antartian replies, "Duh, I'm winning!"