misc jokes
Favorite this joke Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?" Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife." Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?" Millionaire: "A Billionaire"
A guy and his wife find an S & M magazine under their son's bed.
Mom says "This is horrible, what should we do?"
Dad goes, "Well we can't spank him!"
[The next day, again] Buddha walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything."
The vendor then hands him the hot dog and Buddha pays him with a ten.
The vendor puts it in his till and moves on to the next customer.
Buddha says, "What about my change?"
The vendor replies, "change comes from within".
Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmill. It couldn't keep up.
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