misc jokes

If Burger King married Dairy Queen where would they live?

At White Castle

Q: How do you get a one armed Scotsman out of a tree?

A: You wave at him

Me: "Do you know the difference between a bag of oranges and an elephant?"

You: "No."

Me: "Well, I am not sending you to the store for a bag of oranges then."

What do you call a cheeky big foot?
A Sassy-squatch

*bu dum tss*