misc jokes

A man asked an American Indian what was his wife's name. He replied, "She called Four Horse."

The man said, "That is an unusual name for your wife. What does it mean?"

The old Indian answered, "It old Indian name. It mean, Nag, Nag, Nag, Nag!"

What do you call a tree without any branches?

A stick!

A heavy set man went to buy a loaf of bread at the local grocery store. When he got home he saw that the bread was already sliced so the man returned to the store and demanded his money back.

“How did you know how thick I wanted my bread sliced!!!!” yelled the man to the grocery store owner.

The grocery store owner yelled back to the heavy set man, ”If I had known how big you were, I would have had them slice it even thinner!!!”

John to librarian: "l want the book named 'Psycho The Rapist'".

The librarian searched for 2 hrs, then came back, slapped John and said, "Idiot the book name is 'Psychotherapist'."