misc jokes
Favorite this joke I checked out a book from the library called "How to Have a Perfect Memory." Now if I just could remember where I put it.
I told a girl on the flight that she was pretty. She replied, "Tell me something I don't know."
So I asked if she remembered the quadratic formula.
The definition of "mixed feelings" is watching your mother-in-law drive your new Mercedes off a cliff.
What's the difference between a tree, a dog, and a lake?
Give up?
A tree HAS bark and a dog barks.
What about the lake?
THAT'S WHERE THE SUCKERS BITE!
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