misc jokes

Did you hear about the dumb guy who bought "Math for Dummies" at Barnes & Noble for $19.99?

He gave the clerk a $100.00 bill and received a $1.00 bill back as his change.

What's the difference between a shower curtain and toilet paper?

If you don't know, I'm never having you over my house to use the bathroom!

There was a sticker on a loaf of bread that said, 'baked fresh for over 50 years.'

So THAT'S how long it takes to bake fresh bread...

She's so dumb, she couldn't even break a dress code.