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Favorite this joke A policeman is passing through a supermarket parking lot when he sees a car turn into a 'Handicap Parking' space with no sticker.
He pulls over as the gentlemen is getting out of his parked car.
"Ahem," He clears his throat to the man, "Sir, this is a HANDICAP spot, you know."
The man looks at him quizzically, then back to the space, then back to the officer. "Ok," he answers.
The police officer crosses his arms. "Well, what's you're handicap bub?"
He pauses to think for a minute. "Well, I can't read sir, does that count?"
A person that keeps their feet firmly on the ground...
... will never get their pants on!
Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you doing there, Nancy?"
"My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully without looking up, "and I've just buried him."
The neighbor was very concerned. "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"
Nancy patted down the last heap of dirt then replied, "That's because he's inside your cat."
I decided to write a book but was told if it's an informational book I'd need to be an authority on the subject.
In thinking about this for weeks I decided to write a book about "How Not to Do Things"... I'm pretty much an authority on that subject!
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