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Favorite this joke The chef at a hotel approaches the manager one afternoon. "Ma'am," she asks. "What might be the best way to announce dinner? Should I say 'Dinner is served' or 'Dinner is ready?'"
"Well," the manager replies. "If it's anything like last night, it should probably be, 'Dinner is ruined.'"
Taxi driver: "That will be $3.50, please."
Passenger: "Oh dear, I'm afraid I'm a little short. Could you back up a little bit and make it $2.50, please?"
Barber, cutting a customer's hair: "Hmm, I see a few gray hairs."
Customer: "At the rate you're going, I'm not surprised."
A priest was talking to a group of kids about "being good" and going to heaven.
At the end of his talk, he asked, "Where do you want to go?"
"Heaven! Heaven!" yelled little Lisa.
"And what do you have to be to get there?" asked the priest.
"Dead!" yelled Little Johnny.
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