misc jokes
Favorite this joke I grew up living paycheck to paycheck...
But through hard work, time and perseverance...
I now live direct deposit to direct deposit!
The old definition of a split second is the time between the light turning green and when the driver behind you honks their horn.
The new definition of a split second is the time between when the commercial starts and your spouse says, "You have the remote!"
A businessman is walking along the street dragging one foot, and he bumps into another guy also dragging a foot.
"What happened to you?" asked the business man.
"Iraq, 2003. What about you?" asks the other guy.
"Dog poop, two blocks back."
Notice sent to residents of a Whiltshire parish:
DUE TO INCREASING PROBLEMS WITH VANDALS WE MUST ASK ANYONE WITH RELATIVES BURIED IN THE GRAVEYARD TO DO THEIR BEST TO KEEP THEM IN ORDER.
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