misc jokes

A duck is standing next to a busy road, cars zooming past while he waits for a break in traffic.

A chicken walks up to him and says, "Don't do it, man. You'll never hear the end of it."

My dry cleaner very generously provides a stack of free newspapers for his customers.

As I took my copy, I told him, "I hope the business grows enough to offset the cost of the papers."

Oh, don't worry about us," he chuckled. "Nothing dirties clothes more than newsprint."

How does one leave a casino with a million dollars?

By entering the casino with a billion dollars!

They announced that in Minnesota they found a mass grave of snowmen.

Turned out to be just a field of carrots.