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Favorite this joke A neighbor went to visit her friend Brenda and her 4 year old daughter Maggie.
"What have you been doing today?" she asked.
"Just a little housework," replied Brenda.
"Are you too exhausted for my visit"? the neighbor replied.
"No, not at all. I was just cleaning the inside of Maggie's dollhouse."
Carol and Patty were walking down the street. Carol noticed a compact on the sidewalk and leaned down to pick it up. She opened it, looked in the mirror and said, "Hmm, this person looks familiar."
Patty said, "Let me look!" So Carol handed her the compact.
Patty looked in the mirror and said, "You dummy, it's me!"
I keep hearing on the radio that I can make big money flipping houses...
But they never say how much I have to pay for the big spatula!
Two men were strolling past a church when one commented to his friend, "Aren't the church bells lovely?"
The friend said he didn't make out what was said so the first man repeated, "Aren't those chimes beautiful?"
Again, his friend exclaimed he couldn't make out what was said so the first man repeated louder, "The bells, the bells, aren't they beautiful!"
The second man looked at him and said, "Sorry, I can't make out what you're saying because of those lousy bells!"
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