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Favorite this joke Preparing for a yard sale at our house, my wife and I decided to put out a mirror we'd received as a wedding gift. Because of its garish aqua colored metal frame we just couldn't find a room in our house where it looked good.
Shortly after the sale started, a man looking to decorate his apartment bought it for one dollar. "This is a great deal," he said excitedly. "It still has the plastic on it."
Then he peeled off the aqua colored protective covering to reveal a beautiful gold finished frame.
I loaned $10,000 to my (former) best friend to get plastic surgery.
I haven't heard from him in nine months, and now I don't know what he looks like.
What did the number Zero say to the number Eight?
NICE BELT!
There are two girls in a car driving down a steep hill. All of a sudden the driver realizes that the brakes are not working.
She tells the passenger that the brakes don't work and they will soon drive off the side of the cliff, as she can't stop at all.
The passenger then replies, "Don't worry! There's a stop sign ahead."
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