misc jokes
Favorite this joke "Eagle? I thought you said BEAGLE."
"We're all out of red, so I used pink."
"There are two O's in Bob, right?"
"I hate it when I get the hiccups."
"Anything else you want to say? You've got plenty of room back here."
"I'll bet you can't tell I've never done this before."
Q: What do you get when you mix vodka, orange juice, and milk of magnesia?
A: A Philips Screwdriver.
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What did the Head Tooth Fairy yell at the cadet who flunked out of Tooth Fairy academy?
You can't HANDLE the Tooth!
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