misc jokes

Sign on a door:

"Push. If that doesn't work, Pull. If that doesn’t work, we’re closed."

Q: What is blue and smells just like white paint?

A: Blue paint!

I WONDER where I left my keys?

I WONDER where I put my phone?

I WONDER where I put my money?

I WONDER ......................................?

I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep.

That's deep enough!

What do you want, an adorable pancreas?