There are two types of people in this world...
Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data...
A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martinus.
The bartender asks, "Do you mean a martini?”
The Roman replies, “If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it.”
Why didn't the cheese want to get sliced?
It had grater plans.
What did the astronaut's fiancé say when he proposed in open space?
"I can't breathe!"