misc jokes

Jane laughs at a joke once when you tell it.

Fred laughs at a joke twice. Once when you tell it and once with you explain it to him.

Susie laughs at a joke three times. Once when you tell it, once when you explain it to her, and once when she understands it.

Mark laughs at a joke twice. Once when you tell it and once when you explain it to him. He never understands it.

Will laughs at a joke once when you tell it. There's no use trying to explain it to him.

While driving a truck I once had to make a delivery to Death Valley, California.

When I arrived it was 128 degrees Fahrenheit. After just a few minutes I was so miserable I was afraid I was going to die.

After a couple hours, it was still 128 degrees, but I was so miserable that I was afraid I wasn't going to die.