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Favorite this joke A friend of mine had resisted efforts to get him to run with our jogging group until his doctor told him he had to exercise. Soon thereafter, he reluctantly joined us for our 5:30 am jogs on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays.
After a month of running, we decided that my friend might be hooked, especially when he said he had discovered what “runner’s euphoria” was.
“Runner’s euphoria,” he explained, “is what I feel at 5:30 am on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays.”
The Doctor, after examining the lady who had been brought into the EMERGENCY ROOM, said to the husband: "I'm afraid your wife is not looking well."
The husband replied, "I agree with you Doc, but she is a good cook and is great with the kids."
A woman walked into my father's carpet store. She'd just moved out of her parents' home and needed something for her new living room.
"Do you know how big the room is?" my father asked her.
"Yes," she said. "It's 22 flip-flops long by 18 flip-flops wide... and I wear a size 8."
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Ah forget it, it's over your head!
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