There are different types of country dancing.... square, round and line.
No one ever told me you need a year of geometry before you can learn to dance!
Do you realize people are prisoners to their phones?
That's why they are called CELL PHONES
I'm really ticked that my handmade replica of the Norse god of thunder didn't win top prize at the Medieval Art and Statue Convention.
I guess that makes me a Thor loser.
Bob: "I took a big fall, fell off a 50 ft ladder."
Jim: "Oh wow, are you okay?"
Bob: "Yeah, it's a good thing I only fell off the first step."