A genie came to me and asked, "What's your first wish?"
I answered, "I wish I was rich!"
Then the genie said, "What's your second wish, Rich?"
Who shouted,"Coming Are British The! Coming Are British The!"?
Paul Reverse.
What kind of coffee did they serve on the Titanic?
Sanka.
What kind of lettuce did they serve with their salads on the Titanic?
Iceberg.
Did you know that "dammit i'm mad" spelled backwards is "dammit I'm mad"?