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Fetch A Nice Price
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I took a stuffed dog to the Antiques Roadshow and was told, "This is extremely rare. Do you know what it would fetch in good condition?"

"Dunno," I said. "A stick?"

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Transportation Prayers
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I'm not saying that I'm a bad driver...

But when I drive, my navigation device doesn't speak, it prays in Latin.

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I’ve Got A Phobia
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I’ve got a phobia of over-engineered buildings.

It’s a complex complex complex.

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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Naked Neighbor
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My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude.

Personally, I am on the fence.

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |