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Favorite this joke When I was at the gym yesterday, everyone kept asking me why I was always sitting still on the stationary bike.
I’m going downhill, dude, mind your own business.
Today I scared the mailman by going to the door in my underwear.
I don't know what scared him more, seeing me in my underwear or the fact that I knew where he lived.
Two farmers were bragging about how effective each other's scarecrows were.
"My scarecrow is so scary," the first farmer said. "That it frightened every single crow off of my farm."
"I can top you on that," replied the second farmer. "My scarecrow scared the crows so much that they brought back all of the corn they stole last year."
I'm no cactus expert...
But I know a prick when I see one.
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