I must say that I find television very educational.
The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a book.
"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter!"
"Wow, I'm glad to hear that."
"Someday I intend on reading it as well."
I never forget a face...
But in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Joe: Hey Jay. I noticed you have a gambling problem. You should go to Gamblers Anonymous meetings.
Jay: I do NOT have a gambling problem!
Joe: Yes, my friend. You do.
Jay: Wanna bet I don’t?