misc jokes

Category: "Misc Jokes"
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Once I went the extra mile...

But there were many feet and yards involved!

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Glenn Diamant" |
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While riding the bus, my mother noticed a young man, who was holding onto the same pole, staring at her. Eventually, he said, "Excuse me. This is my stop."

Since she wasn't blocking his way, she was confused. "Well," she said, "go ahead."

"And this is my pole," he said.

My mother was completely perplexed until the young man added, "I just bought it at the hardware store to hold up my shower curtain."

And with that, he picked up his pole and carried it off the bus.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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A guy asks his neighbor in an apartment building, “Mr Trepper, you live directly above me and you have the same 2-room apartment as I do. How many rolls of wallpaper did you buy when you moved in?

“We got 18 rolls,” answers the neighbor.

Two months later the guy meets his neighbor again and says, “It’s really funny – I put the wallpaper on everywhere and I still had 10 rolls left over.”

Neighbor smiles, “Yeah, so did we.“

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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Crazy Lumberjacks...

They are always cutting loose on the job.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Glenn Diamant" |