misc jokes

Category: "Misc Jokes"
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A man recently volunteered to perform a parachute jump for charity. The first day of training, the instructor made an important point about preparing for landing at 300 feet.

"How do you know when you're at 300 feet?" asked one new jumper.

"A good question," replied the instructor. "At 300 feet you can recognize the faces of people on the ground."

The jumper thought about this for a while before saying, "What happens if there's no one there I know?"

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
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If someday we all go to prison for downloading music...

I hope they split us by music genre.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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The journey of a thousand miles...

Begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.

Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.

Do not walk beside me either...

Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |