misc jokes

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While my parents were making their funeral arrangements, the cemetery salesman pointed out a plot that he thought they would like. “You’ll have a beautiful view of the swan pond,” he assured them.

Dad wasn’t sold. Without missing a beat he told the salesman, “Unless you’re including a periscope with my casket, I don’t know how I’m going to enjoy that.”

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posted by "Turtles" |
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On her way back from the concession stand, Sandra asked the man at the end of the row, "Sir, did I step on your foot a minute ago?"

Expecting an apology the man said, "Indeed you did."

Sandra nodded, "Oh, good. Then this is my row."

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posted by "HENNE" |
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I was walking down the road and saw my neighbor standing on his fifth floor apartment balcony shaking a carpet.

I shouted up to him, “What’s wrong?"

He replied, "It won’t start!”

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Did You Ever Wonder...

How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |