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Favorite this joke Why did you stop going to the gym?
I stopped going because I get enough of a workout exercising bad judgment.
Why does a room full of married people look so empty?
Because there's not a single person in it.
What did the alien say to the garden?
Take me to your WEEDER!
Al: Will you remember me in one year?
Tim: Of course.
Al: Will you remember me in six months?
Tim: Of course.
Al: Will you remember me in one month?
Tim: Of course.
Al: Will you remember me in two weeks?
Tim: Of course.
Al: Will you remember me in one week?
Tim: Of course.
Al: Will you remember me in one day?
Tim: Of course.
Al: Will you remember me in twelve hours?
Tim: Of course.
Al: Will you remember me in one hour?
Tim: Of course.
Al: Will you remember me in one second?
Tim: Of course.
Al: Knock! Knock!
Tim: Who’s there?
Al: See, you forgot me already!
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