misc jokes

Just seen a man slumped over a lawn mower crying his eyes out...

He said he’ll be fine, he’s just going through a rough patch!

I must say that I find television very educational.

The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a book.

"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter!"

"Wow, I'm glad to hear that."

"Someday I intend on reading it as well."

I never forget a face...

But in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.