misc jokes

Category: "Misc Jokes"
$6.00 won 4 votes

It's so cold in Alaska that:

... someone stabbed himself with an icicle and died of cold cuts!

... babies are brought by penguins, not by storks!

4 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |
$15.00 won 6 votes

Our family took shelter in the basement after hearing a tornado warning. My husband told everyone to stay put while he got his cell phone out of the car, in case the lines went dead.

He didn't return for the longest time, so I went looking for him. I was upstairs calling his name, when I heard our phone machine click on.

"Hi," a voice said. "This is Dad. I'm locked out of the house."

6 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Raac" |
$5.00 won 5 votes

Son: "Gee pop, there's a man at the circus who jumps on a horse's back, slips underneath, catches hold of its tail and finishes up on the horse's neck!"

Dad: "That's easy... I did all that the first time I ever rode a horse."

5 votes

Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |
2 votes

Little Willie came home in a sad state. He had a black eye and numerous scratches and contusions, and his clothes were a sight. His mother was horrified at the spectacle presented by her darling. There were tears in her eyes as she addressed him rebukingly:

"Oh Willie, Willie! How often have I told you not to play with that naughty Peck boy!"

Little Willie regarded his mother with an expression of deepest disgust.

"Say, ma," he objected, "do I look as if I had been playing with anybody?"

2 votes

posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |