On a narrow mountain road a man saw a car driving uphill backwards.
"Hi guys. Why are you driving backwards?"
"Because we are not sure if there's enough space to make a U-turn on top of the mountain."
After one hour the same man saw the same car driving downhill backwards.
"But guys, why are you driving backwards again?"
"There was enough space to make a U-turn up there."
There is an old Hotel/Pub in Marble Arch, London, which used to have a gallows adjacent to it. Prisoners were taken to the gallows (after a fair trial of course) to be hung.
The horse-drawn dray, carting the prisoner, was accompanied by an armed guard, who would stop the dray outside the pub and ask the prisoner if he would like ''ONE LAST DRINK''.
If he said YES, it was referred to as ONE FOR THE ROAD.
If he declined, that prisoner was ON THE WAGON.
So there you go.
There has long been a rumor that W. R. Grace Company was going to buy the Fuller Brush Company and Mary Kay Cosmetics and then merge with the Hale Business Systems.
This would result in the new mega-corporate entity known as: "Hale Mary Fuller Grace."