misc jokes
Favorite this joke My grandfather invented the cold air balloon...
It never really took off.
What do you call the sexuality where you're attracted to men and women but neither are attracted to you?
Bi-yourself!
The famous pop singer Chloe Sweetsong is signing autographs outside the local concert hall of a small town when a little girl approaches her with an autograph book.
"Miss Sweetsong," the girl says. "May I have your autograph, please?"
Noticing that the girl looks familiar, Chloe says, "But haven't I signed your book before?"
"Yes," the girl replies. "But when I get ten of your autographs, I can get one of Taylor Swift's."
Restaurant bathrooms are really, really dangerous...
So many of my first dates have gone to use them and vanished.
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