misc jokes

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What does a pirate say on his 80th birthday?

"Aye, Matey!"

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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A family was traveling from Ontario to Winnipeg Manitoba and while driving on the highway they saw a sign... CLEAN WASHROOMS AHEAD.

By the time they got to Winnipeg they had cleaned more than 1000 washrooms.

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posted by "Pamela Taylor" |
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Vincent Van Gogh had a really large family. Here's a listing of some of the lesser known relatives:

The really obnoxious brother - Please Gogh
The brother who ate prunes - Gotta Gogh
His dizzy aunt - Verti Gogh
An aunt who taught positive thinking - Wayto Gogh
And his magician uncle - Wherediddy Gogh

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posted by "HENNE" |
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A not-so-smart person walks up to the counter and says: "I'd like a cheeseburger, fries and a diet coke."

The man behind the counter says "Look around! This is a LIBRARY!"

"Oh, how silly of me." says the person. She then begins whispering, "I'd like a cheeseburger, fries and a diet coke..."

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posted by "wadejagz" |