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Shirts get dirty, underwear gets dirty, socks get dirty, but PANTS?

PANTS never get dirty and you can wear them forever!

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posted by "Eufaulasrguy" |
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What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business?

"Try Sara's Tops!"

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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I grew up living paycheck to paycheck...

But through hard work, time and perseverance...

I now live direct deposit to direct deposit!

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posted by "HENNE" |
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The old definition of a split second is the time between the light turning green and when the driver behind you honks their horn.

The new definition of a split second is the time between when the commercial starts and your spouse says, "You have the remote!"

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posted by "dr. marty" |