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What do you call a game system with a tic tac stuck in it?

Mint Condition!

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Ouch
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What do you get when a stoner, Jedi and surgeon walk into a bar?

Blunt Force Trauma.

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His Recent Painting
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A starving artist was discussing his recent painting for a local museum.

"Was it hung?"

"Yes, near the entrance where everyone could see it."

"Congratulations! What was it?"

"A board saying, 'Keep to the left'..."

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posted by "barber7796" |
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Burning Calories
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Me: "I just burned 2000 calories in 20 minutes."

Friend: "How?"

Me: "I forgot to take my brownies out of the oven."

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |