misc jokes
Favorite this joke A man waiting for a bus held his hands about four inches apart. He got on the bus l, and when the driver asked for his fare, the man told him to take the money out of his coat pocket. The driver did as he said and drove on.
The man walked to the rear of the bus and sat down, still holding his hands in the same position. A woman passenger turned to him and asked, “Excuse me sir, are you alright?”
“Yes I am, thank you,” he replied.
“Then why are you holding your hands like that?”
“Because I’m on my way to a hardware store and I need a piece of pipe this long.”
A pessimist and an optimist were on a hike and they came across railroad tracks at a tunnel.
The Pessimist looked in and said, "I see a light and the train is coming."
The Optimist looked and said, "Don't worry, we have time."
The Engineer operating the train said, "Why are those morons still standing on the track?"
Its time for spring cleaning and I answered the doorbell and discovered a half-dozen vacuum cleaner salesmen who indicated they have appointments to demonstrate their products.
I went to my wife who she to me, "Send them each to a different room!"
During my physical fitness class, I had everyone lie on their backs with their legs up as if pedaling a bike. After several minutes, one man suddenly stopped.
"Why did you stop pedaling?" I shouted.
"I didn't stop," he said, wheezing, "I'm coasting."
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