Sign in a gas station:
'Coke -- $0.49 or Two for a Dollar!'
In some foreign country a priest, a lawyer and an engineer are about to be guillotined. The priest puts his head on the block, they pull the rope and nothing happens. He declares that he's been saved by divine intervention, so he's let go.
The lawyer is put on the block, and again the rope doesn't release the blade, he claims he can't be executed twice for the same crime and he is set free too.
They grab the engineer and shove his head into the guillotine. He looks up at the release mechanism and says, "Wait a minute, I see your problem..."
Why was the = sign so humble?
He knew that he wasn’t < or > than anyone else.
So many items are no longer made in America...
I just bought a new tv and the box said “built in antenna”...
I don’t even know where that is!